So, before I get started I should probably tell you all who
I am. My name is Tabs (duh), and I’ve been friends with these ladies for
something like 4 years now. You know how most sitcoms have that one token
friend from another country? Well, I’m not THE token friend. But I’m close. I
think it’s safe to say I’m a token Canadian. Kinda like Robin in How I Met Your
Mother, except that I don’t live in NYC.... yet.
Nugs: If you want to relocate to NYC, no argument here. Just sayin.
PS- Canada is still hilarious.
When the girls asked me to write a post for their
Valentine’s series I was like HELL YES! See, like my lovely nerdy friends here,
I am incredibly socially inept. As fate would have it, so is my fiancé. The two
of us are like one big mound of awkwardness.
Ginny: Am I the only extrovert on this blog who actually loves talking to anyone?
Ginny: Am I the only extrovert on this blog who actually loves talking to anyone?
Tits: Nope, Extrovert right here. People just think I'm a bitch.
Nugs: Me too. But I've also been told that I come across as "intimidating."
Nugs: Me too. But I've also been told that I come across as "intimidating."
I’m not normally one to rush into relationships. I like to
take my time to get to know the person a bit first before we delve into stuff.
But with Scott, I was head over heels from the moment I met him. We had only
known each other for three days and we had already started the awkward
flirtation. And by awkward, I mean those childish little tickle fights you use
in high school to try and see if the other person will hold onto your hand. We
spent the whole day doing this while watching Game of Thrones and Harry Potter.
Tits: This is still better than my version of flirting which is generally to act like the little boy who pulls pigtails. I just poke boys and tell them their sports team suck and expect them to swoon.
Ginny: This sounds like a pretty awesome day to me! Flirting + Game of Thrones + Harry Potter = YES
Tits: This is still better than my version of flirting which is generally to act like the little boy who pulls pigtails. I just poke boys and tell them their sports team suck and expect them to swoon.
Ginny: This sounds like a pretty awesome day to me! Flirting + Game of Thrones + Harry Potter = YES
Nugs: FYI, Game of Thrones should usually not be one's base for a solid relationship. You might want to use it to choose your pets, though.
DRAGONS FOREVER. |
When he suggested that we go out for dinner, I wasn’t sure
if he was asking me out on a date or just casually suggesting he didn’t want to
cook. (Nugs: That totally sounds like my bf. Not stealth.) After having held hands pretty much all day through our tickle fights, we
didn’t even come close to touching each other as we left for dinner. At one
point, I accidentally bumped into Scott and awkwardly apologized.
Dinner was even worse. Although we talked a little bit, for
the most part we both sat there awkwardly, trying to figure out if it was a
date or not. I stuttered pretty much every time I spoke, and he had this
nervous laugh that made him sound even nerdier than he is... in the bad way.
I’m pretty sure our waiter got the ‘first awkward date’ vibes off us, because
he popped over to check on us and strike up conversations more often than the
typical waiter. Still unsure if it was a date or not, I fumbled for my wallet
after we were done. Scott assured me dinner was on him, as it was appropriate
for the man to pay. An indication I thought might mean it was a date, but I was
still unsure. I later found out that asking me out for dinner and dropping the
paying line was his attempt at getting me to confirm whether or not I thought
it was a date, so he could figure it out too.
Tits: I feel like this is the premise to some indie romantic comedy. If its not a movie yet, it should be.
Tits: I feel like this is the premise to some indie romantic comedy. If its not a movie yet, it should be.
We went back to his apartment after and popped on a movie
again. I think we both wanted to bring up the day’s events but we were both too
nervous. He did grab my hand again, this time without the tickle fights.
When it was time for me to take the one-hour drive home, he
walked me out to my car, still holding my hand. We stopped beside my car and he
pulled me into a hug and we just sort of stood there. I shyly admitted that I
hated that I had to leave, and he agreed. He hugged me again and I unlocked my
car and opened the door.
To this day, Scott maintains that he had thought of a great
way to ask me out in his head, but in that moment, he was so nervous that
instead he blurted out “So does this mean we’re dating now?” (Lily: I just had flashbacks to 7th and 8th grade)
Tits: This is so adorable and incredibly nerdy that I approve of Scott all over again.
Tits: This is so adorable and incredibly nerdy that I approve of Scott all over again.
I had to laugh, which unfortunately made him even more
nervous. “I don’t know, does it?” I
asked.
“I don’t know... do you want it to?”
“Do you?” I of course was screaming yes in my head but I
didn’t want to say yes if he didn’t want to.
Tits: At this point I would have been all "yes it does" because I can't stand that back and forth not knowing shit and would be like "well since you're letting me make the decision..."
Nugs: Guys never get hints. Just look at my story from before.
Eventually he said yes and we had our first kiss. He was
kind of a bad kisser, so it was really weird, but me being damn good and all,
well let’s just say he’s come a long way since then.
Ginny: He must have really swept you off your feet because sometimes a bad kisser can kill any feelings you might have.
My favourite part of the whole thing came after I had left
though. I’m sure the girls here will remember that when I was dating my last
boyfriend, I often got frustrated with the fact that he refused to change his
Facebook status from ‘single’. I didn’t even care about having it saying that
we were in a relationship, I just wanted him to take down that damn status that
broadcasts that a person is still on the market.
Nugs: I remember that dude. What a world-class douche.
Tits: Yeah I hate that shit. I don't care if we're "facebook official" but don't go around acting like you can fuck anything you want and it won't have consequences.
I got a Facebook notification about five minutes after I
left Scott’s place... saying that Scott had just updated his status to say he
was in a relationship with me and asking me to confirm. Pretty sure I had a
massive grin on my face the whole way home.
Lily: Awwwwww!!!
Lily: Awwwwww!!!
That was the beginning of one of the most awkward
relationships ever. And now that I’m marrying him in two months, I hope that
never changes.
Lily: Triple awww!!!!!
Tits: So Cute!!
Nugs: Strongly Agreed. (Cue romcom end credits here)
Ginny: Good job Scott ;)
Nugs: +5.
FYI, for those of you looking for more from Tabs, you can find her over at I Am, Therefore I Do. Thanks, Tabs, for guest blogging and letting us be lazy for another few days while we think of our next topic. If any of you ever want to post for us, drop us a line in the comments- we're always looking for minions!